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Do you feel tied up in knots? You probably should. Your whole life, and mine, came from blueprints full of knots–little tiny ones. Itsy-bitsy: not just tiny, but infinitesimally small knots. DNA is a molecular knot. But, here we are, woven with all of our knots and knotty problems into the fabric of life. Isn’t that amazing? Frightening? Interesting? I thought so.
You clicked ABOUT, though. So, no doubt, you want to know who is responsible for all of this jabbering on about knots. That would be me. And I am a fantastically average person living a brief but wonderful life.
That isn’t an answer, is it?
The question, “Who are you?” (or more, realistically) ” Who do you think you are?” usually lends a much more straight-forward answer. It illustrates a much clearer mental image for the poser of the query.
The answer usually tells you what the person does for a living. I’m an architect. I’m a plumber. I’m an underwater technical ballet contortionist–first class.
Supposedly, this tells you everything you need to know about the person. It allows you to start a proper conversation (with all the arrogance or reverence the person’s working title demands).
So, I’ll give a run down of who I am, by order of importance: I’m a human. I’m a mother to four chronological subordinates–my little human fractals. I’m an individual busy in the process of conversion to Catholicism (a Tiber Swim Team member). I’m a street-painter (not the road lines, the chalk murals that wash away). I fancy myself a writer. Also, I once took enough courses to earn a piece of *gold-foil-embossed parchment from the local diploma mill (aka state university).
So, that’s me. Now you know. Another wrinkle, and another knot have been added for you. You’re welcome. Happy reading!
*The classes I took were in psychology, but I really don’t like psychology all that much. I can’t call myself a **psychologist unless I go back to school, pay more money, and get another piece of parchment with more gold foil.
**Rumor has it, it is hard to become a proper -ist in any discipline without several bits of parchment with ***gold foil.
***I mean. What is it with the gold foil, anyway?

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February 10, 2011 at 10:38 pm
katharinetrauger
Wow.
Although you have the nerve to post this type of thing, I do not. How can we correspond privately? (I still have a few people fooled, and hope to help them. Ha.)
Look me up and see if you can risk exchanging email addresses. Thanks.
February 10, 2011 at 11:09 pm
C.H.
I have a couple of e-mails, but I’ve set up one for the blog to avoid flood of spam (the spam pool on my other one is already kind of deep): knotanes (at) cox (dot) net.
Thanks for stopping by!
February 18, 2011 at 1:13 pm
nadbugs
I wonder at your citing The Telegraph, tho, in LifeWith4Cats’s blog — is not the Grauniad more suitable? Although — sorry if I’ve injected politics where none should be — my excuse is sheer high spirits, forgive me. Nice to “meet” you!
February 18, 2011 at 9:39 pm
C.H.
Just to give you an idea of my political stripes: I only read items from the Guardian, Telegraph or Daily Mail if they show up as a link on the Fortean Times website. I like parties, but avoid political ones
Good to meet you, too! Thanks for stopping by!
February 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Anita Schnee
Ah. Now I check out Fortean Times (which I’d never heard of til you), I’m much reassured. Party on.
February 19, 2011 at 5:18 pm
C.H.
No Fortean Times? You’ve missed out on a lot of important news, then.
February 24, 2011 at 5:23 pm
nadbugs
So it seems!
March 28, 2011 at 7:43 am
Jennifer Avventura
Great blog! Found you in the forums. Hope your hand heals soon.
March 31, 2011 at 10:24 pm
C.H.
Thanks and glad you enjoy the blog. I’m hoping to get back up to speed soon!
April 25, 2011 at 1:48 am
Katharine Trauger
Hi, there! Thanks for the like on yesterday’s!
May 6, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Bob Bois
Hi C.H.
Thanks for the like on my little natural selection tale. I like your writing. I’ll be back to read more. I liked your piece on perspective.
May 6, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Bob Bois
I just noticed I wrote the work ‘like’ about seventeen times in the comment above. Not enough coffee yet this morning…
May 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm
C.H.
Thanks! No worries, I can’t even pronounce thesaurus until my daily dose of java hits the bloodstream. Facebook is my first ritual of the morning. I’m sure I have plenty of friends who see my typo-riddled comments and think, “Really? She believes she can write? Poor thing.”
I definitely enjoyed your primate story
It hit all the right notes, and went somewhere unexpected. I like that.
May 10, 2011 at 7:43 pm
momfog
The best “about” page I’ve ever read.
May 10, 2011 at 7:52 pm
C.H.
Grazie, momfog
Hey, you’re my 200th comment! Awesome!
May 24, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Jemie Armstead
Thanks! No worries, I can’t even pronounce thesaurus until my daily dose of java hits the bloodstream. Facebook is my first ritual of the morning. I’m sure I have plenty of friends who see my typo-riddled comments and think, “Really? She believes she can write? Poor thing.”
+1