First:

Happy 4th of July to all of my American friends. (And to everyone else, I hope your day isn’t too shabby, either, although, I don’t know if it will involve explosives.)

Second:

Sorry I’ve been missing from comments and posts and Fiction Friday. We’ve been busy with a lot of things. Not the least of which, trying to figure out how to fund-raise for the big kid’s science ed-venture next year.

As part of this activity we will be starting a new blog. Actually, my sons will be blogging–interdisciplinary and DIY revolving around the deeply intertwined histories of art and science.

So, stay tuned for a linky to their blogosphere debut in another week or so!

And again…

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*!

(*Offer valid July 4th in all 50 United States plus relevant territories and/or other places where one or more Americans are gathered to enjoy explosives and BBQ.)

TGIF. It’s a Domestic Fringe Fiction Friday, again.

Please be sure to drop by and give her comment love on this glorious summery Friday.

Find below, my entry to the fray. It’s not much, but it’s a start on a story I’m working on in dribs and drabs.

I’m posting it for this Friday and continuing it next Friday. All in the hopes that I may finish it!

Enjoy. :)

 

The Henchman’s Daughter

Unknown photo of a girl who looks just as I picture her.

Captain Forsythe marched forward into the cavernous room illuminated by flickers of candle flames slowly dying in puddles of wax. Tapestries hung beside long stone windows. His footsteps fell with rhythm against the hard floor as he approached the president. The echoes trailed behind him.

President Cardon sat behind a large, black wooden desk.  He turned from the window, to smile at the captain of the guard.

It was a fat, bearded smile, framed by a gray face—patched, scarred and mottled from too many battles lost and wars won. His eye gleamed behind the mask of age with all the fire of the predator inside.

“Forsythe, I’m glad you could come.”

“Yes sir, your secretary said you wanted to speak with me. “ He stood at attention, several feet from the desk, staring ahead with a face hung heavy with duty and reverence.

“It is.” The president motioned to a rigid iron seat beside the desk. “Come sit, my friend. I need your advice.”

Henchmen softened, and approached the desk with care. “My advice, sir?”

“Yes, I wanted to talk to you about the storm, and an old sick man we know.”

The president opened a drawer and removed a dusty bottle and two small glasses. Placing them on the table, he filled them with a thick green liquid. “Here.”

“Thank you, sir, but I…”

The president winked and pushed the glass. It slid toward him with waves of emerald threatening to splash over the rim.

The president leaned back in the massive chair. He downed the green syrup leaving only a film behind. “So, how is that daughter of yours?”

“Fine, sir.  She’s healthy. You know youth, sir.”

A cough, which started as a laugh, rumbled in the president’s chest and rolled like thunder around the stone walls of the room. “Yes. I know youth.”

He drew a handkerchief from his pocket and spat into it, leaving his lips lined with crimson.

“Youth. They don’t know what they have. They are so ambitious—and stupid.”

“I agree, sir.” Henchmen adjusted his position in the seat. The ironwork dug into his legs. Sweat trickled from his receding gray hair.

“Drink up, Forsythe, don’t make an old friend drink alone.”

He  gulped the green liquid. It was thick, and as he swallowed, it caught hard in his throat. His wince was followed by a smile only his lips knew about.

“I’m sitting here, thinking about youth, a dying old man, and a storm.” The president massaged a temple. “These are weighty things, my friend.” He waved his empty glass. “I need medicine to see me through it.”

The captain nodded. “As always, sir, I am your servant and I am here to help.”

“Good.” President Cardon turned back to the window and pointed at the tumbling grey mass of clouds on the horizon. “From here, it is beautiful. I love the raw power of a storm. It reminds me of childhood.”

He stood with the help of a cane. “Some of the boys feared the storms. The thunder would scatter them from the fields and back to their mother’s skirts.” He shook his head. “Not me.”

“You’ve always been brave, sir.”

“Yes, I still love the storms. But, I’m worried about my friend. This may be his last storm.” Again, he turned and winked his remaining eye.

Captain Forsythe shifted in his seat. His mind grew warm and blurred at the edges, but he fought to keep his body rigid as the stone walls of the chamber.

“You know what they called pneumonia once?”

“What?”

“The old man’s friend.”

“Interesting.” Forsythe nodded.

“It was his friend, because it took away his troubles and ended the suffering of old age.” President Cardon shrugged. “My friend is dying. One more storm and he will be lost forever. There’s only one question left, my dear Forsythe.”

President Cardon walked around the desk, circling his captain as his cane thudded against the stone floor in time. “It’s one I want to ask you. And I have to ask you, because you are the one bringing the storm.” He stopped behind Forsythe.

Captain Forsythe craned his neck around to see his president. The man he had fought beside,  and protected with his own life for decades. “Storm? How could I?”

President Cardon waved his hand and shook his head.

Forsythe exhaled. “What is that, sir?”

“Tell me what my friend should do.” He swept his arm up, presenting the mountain on the tapestry. “Should he stand on the hilltop, and scream one last time into the wind? Or should he stay home and let the end come to him in his peaceful bed?”

President Cardon placed a massive hand on Captain Forsythe’s shoulder.

Forsythe gazed up into the steely grey eye above him. His mind tumbled down a flight of steps as his heart found itself roasting in a flame.  Forsythe looked away. He inspected the tapestry with his eyes, ran over the desk with his imagination, and revisited the battle fields of a youth spent beside his commander. “Was your friend a warrior?”

“Yes.”

He stood, and faced President Cardon.  Forsythe straightened his broad shoulders into a perfect T and shook his head in approval. “Then you know what he should do.”

“Yes, I know. I just…” He patted Forsythe’s shoulder and smiled. “I just wanted to make sure you and I were in agreement.”

Forsythe saluted. “Always, sir.”

“Well, then, I guess that’s all of the business we have for today.” The president clasped his hands and then rubbed them vigorously. “May thanks to you, for sharing a drink with an old friend.”

“Thank you, sir.”

Forsythe turned to leave.

“One more thing,” the president called out. “Will my friend be alone when he meets the storm?”

“No, sir.”

“You’re a good man, Forsythe.”

“I hope so, sir.”

To be continued….

House Fire – Family of 7 Left Homeless.

I want to join with the Domestic Fringe in sharing the story of our mutual blogging friend. Please stop by Momfog’s blog and give her some encouragement and virtual hugs and anything else you can think of–because I’m sure they could use it right now.

 

 

Ah, the Myers-Briggs. The first time I took the test, I was in college and looking for some easy extra-credit.

I wasn’t failing, or even close. Back in those days, I did extra credit work, just because and just in case.

I’ve taken many incarnations of the test in the past, and they all say the same thing sooner or later: INFP.

It makes me scream and pull my hair. Why? Introverted? Intuitive? Feeling? Perceiving? Those are flake letters. They’re hippy, dippy, fruity, loopy, and unrealistic letters. Exactly the sort of letters you would apply to any grade A whackadoo who spends more time pondering the multiple uses of navel lint than doing something economically sound.

Here’s a breakdown of INFP.

I think the following demotivational posters sum up this personality type quite nicely:

I also found a poster, which I can’t repost here which read: “Healer INFP: Always the pink sheep of the family.”

Also true.

But is it worth anything to be a dreamer?

What place does a dreamer have in the world of commerce? Or any material world?

You can’t eat your daydreams, and if the statistics are correct about INFP’s presence in society, 98% of the population doesn’t relate.

Maybe Myers-Briggs is just a modern version of the star-signs. Maybe it means nothing at all.

But those letters keep popping up.

I. N. F. P.

What letters follow you?

A while ago, my mother looked after my daughter. This ended in my daughter chopping off all of her lovely blond hair–complete with bald patches and scratches. She looked like the preschool version of the guy from Pink Floyd’s The Wall mixed with a little Billy Ray Cyrus circa 1990.

It was awful.

My mother offered to save the hair. Then had the audacity to say it looked better than when I brought her.

(A jab at the cute little bob hair cut–with long locks and bangs–which she’d gotten a few days earlier and was so proud of…)

It finally grew in a little bit. Enough to give her a spunky-punky little pixie cut.

She wanted to color some of her hair purple.

I thought about it for a moment, and said, “Sure.”

After a mullet with bald-patches, short hair with purple bangs sounds adorable.

Of course, I only used a semi-permanent color, and made lots of safety precautions. We tested her skin, we coated the edges of her face in lanolin to keep the color off her face, and she kept a wet towel held to her eyes while the color was on.

She loved it. So did my other kids, and my husband thought it was pretty cute, too.

Obviously, we were all scarred by the bald-patches-mullet.

I painted her nails, and got some organic pomade to style her hair.

I was a bit skeptical in the beginning, but the look does work for her.

It’s at least better than the mullet she’s had for the last few months.

And she definitely rocks that purple hair like nobodies business!

Other people are entitled to disagree.

I know she loves it, we had a great time, and she looks awesome–and she is one awesome little kid.

She asked me if I’d put some purple in my hair, too.

Well, that’s the next post… isn’t it?

Stay tuned…

 

 

Hello? Helloooooo?

Yes. I’m here still, but busy, busy, busy. Mainly, because I’m drawing, drawing, drawing.

Things like this:

Really cool animated gif. Ha.

Yes. I did that. But I can’t get it to upload to my freelancing profile. So, I’m posting it here.

Anyway, while I’m gone from blogging, I highly recommend checking out the following weird news stories:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/43325286

http://www.forteantimes.com/latest/breaking-news/5545/daily_roundup_of_the_worlds_weird_news.html

Til’ next time…

Adios…

I recently watched A Doll’s House (the 1973 version, because I love Anthony Hopkins, even when he’s playing Torvald Helmer or a cannibal or a wolfman or anything, really).

Henrik Ibsen’s play was controversial. I would say, it’s still controversial.

Men can leave, and we only really despise them when they don’t pay their share. Then, they’re deadbeats. Loathsome deadbeats who thrust their burden onto society.

A man who can pay? Well, he’s not very nice, but he’s not reviled the way a woman would be for doing the same.

Because women are reviled if they leave–the children.

Maybe they should be.

There is a significant threat to the fabric of reality if women take on the male attitude and behavior. If women don’t tough it out, who will parent? Who will nurture?

If we tell women it’s okay to quit parenting, then what?

What happens in a world full of Noras?

I sympathize with both characters in A Doll’s House. Torvald is kind of bumbling. He is ignorant, I think, of his obnoxious behavior. And Nora certainly isn’t a saint.

I wouldn’t want to go for a cup of coffee with either one of them.

But our society is sick. I think women can be viewed as a canary in the coal mine–children, too.

The way we think, labor, educate, and spend our leisure time is warped. It doesn’t work, but no one makes a peep as the canaries drop.

We call each other “consumers”. Real human beings are reduced to a marketing term and no one cares. No one shudders or recoils. Or at least, very few do it.

We’ve cataloged human experience and found a cure for it. We have pills shooting from our ears, and consider it quite normal in ways Aldous Huxley only dreamed.

Think of our favorite dolls. Think of our most lovely consumers. What do we market to them?

Drugs.

How do we get them to sit down and shut up? How do we get them to ignore the monstrosity of modern life and isolation?

Drugs.

Don’t believe me?

Who do YOU think they’re talking to in these commercials?

Men?

Or women?

Feeling down?

Feeling unsatisfied?

Feeling frustrated?

Sleepless?

Welcome to the Doll House.

It’s one o’clock in the morning.

I’m awake.

I’m plagued by dreams. Daydreams, night dreams, and nightmares.

You know the sort of person who is always thinking about, reading, or doing something?

I’m that sort.

It’s like being manic depressive, without the depressive part.

Because I’m really not depressed–not ever. I’ve had this checked by pseudo-professional scientists (that’s right folks, I think psychologists are crack-pots and quacks—time will eventually bear this out, but I doubt I’ll live long enough to see it…which I consider a great shame and reason to regret my finite existence…trust me, it’s slated to go the way of phrenology and astrologers hunched over astrolabes).

I want to create, do, tinker, keep busy…

You don’t want a person like me to have excessive doses of time and repetitive tasks.

Really.

It’s not good.

I sometimes wish I could lose my dreams. The way the Oprah and Dr. Phil watchers appear to have. The way the cotton-topped Wheel-of-Fortune watchers have. The way the Fox and MSNBC believers have.

I think life would be easier that way.

At least, I’d probably be asleep right now.

Dreaming of book keeping? Dreaming of mopping?

Dreaming of a blank screen?

Maybe.

 

 

We need your clicky finger! We need your votes!

The kids are finalists in the local Peep Science challenge at the Arizona Science Center.

The top three videos will receive a membership. Since we’re a homeschooling family, this would be a real blessing for our science curriculum.

So, if you like kids in science videos and you’re willing to give a click, please head over to the AZ Science Youtube page and click “like” on our video to vote for us.

Or, in the interest of fairness, check out the other finalist videos and give them a like–if you prefer. I won’t know and wouldn’t hold it against you even if I did. There are a lot of really good videos and cute kids. Each entry did a wonderful job.

(I’m particularly fond of the peep strapped to a rocket…)

It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that.
~ Golda Meir ~


I stumbled across an article about Jonathan Franzen the other day. Really, I don’t give a fig about Franzen.

Horrible isn’t it? TIME’s Great American Novelist, and I don’t give a paltry piece of fruit about him.

The truth is, there are a few things which plant a death smooch on my interest in reading an author.

Here they are, in no particular order:

1) Moody pictures of aforementioned author on the cover of a magazine popular enough to grace the checkout line at Walmart.

(To be fair, I think this originates from the deeply unpleasant experiences I’ve had while passing through the supermarket check-out line. I have four children. The checkout line is designed by evil corporations to steal whatever sad, shards of shattered sanity I might have left after a grueling slog through the store whilst fighting the epic battles of No You Cannot Have That Candy, Don’t Poke Your Sister, We’re Almost Done, and Don’t Put Things In the Basket While I’m Not Looking.)

2) Oprah likes it, appears to like it, or has been seen in public holding the book.

(Again, to be fair, I cannot explain my irrational distaste for Oprah. Like all sad, arbitrary things: It just is.)

3) Jodi Picoult (or any of the men and women I actually LIKE to read) has a beef with the author.

As a matter of fact, I came across the article only because I finally decided to satisfy my curiosity about the Franzen vs. Picoult dust-up.

The article I found was  JONATHAN FRANZEN: “WILL RIM BOBOS FOR BOOK-OF-THE-MONTH FAME”
By John Dolan
.

In it, I found this neat little summary of his work:

“But about the misogyny thing — it’s funny how much woman-hating you can get away with if you toss a few theory-jokes to the academic reader. This is only one sample; there are dozens of paragraphs like it in The Corrections. In fact, the only really good women characters are Chip’s sister, who’s a long-suffering cook, and his mom, who’s simply a mom (albeit a poorly drawn one, pasted together from Edith Bunker and Richie Cunningham’s mom). Franzen pretty much hates any woman who ain’t a cookin’ mom, in fact. “

Yes. Well, there’s a lot of that around.

Motherhood is so loaded with pitfalls and political crap. It boggles the mind. No human could ever live up to all of the expectations placed on women. Even in those gawd-awful psychology classes, every ill of society felt like it could be traced back to mother or SES (socio-economic-status, or in less PC terms, whether or not you could be classified as po’ folk).

(I have very little respect for the social sciences when they depart from science and fly off into space with ‘woo’. A saying Twain popularized springs to mind, “There are lies, damn lies, and then there are statistics.” Nuff said.)

The funny thing is, women are very similar to men. Most of the women I’ve met in life (the ones I liked) had hopes, dreams, aspirations. They were strong, funny, courageous, and sometimes ornery. Good cooks? Maybe. Good mothers? It depends on how you measure it. But characters? Definitely.

We’re given different myths, archetypes to live by, but the primary difference between a man and a woman is the plumbing.

We don’t need new plumbing to be better writers, leaders, etc.

But, we do need new archetypes. We need some mythic heroes in skirts who shine the full spectrum light of what it is to be female out into the night sky for all the world to see.

I’m not talking about women who try to be men, necessarily. I’m talking about female characters that fully embrace who they are and what it means to be a human, with not just those weird internal pipes, but a heart and lungs capable of screaming loud and long.

What do you say, world?

Why don’t you join me in writing some new myths?

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